Rainan wrote a strangely weird story too :)
THE STORY OF THE SPACE HAMSTER
Once there was a ham-ster who wouldn't quit starting to pace.........................................
...............UNTIL...........................................
He jumped up and landed in outer-space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He landed on an unknown planet and met space dogs and space people and space frogs and bounced in a 0-gravity zone.
And in that zone he heared a wierd tone that sounded like a tiny, teensy, weinsy, little alien-elf man.
The ham-ster talked to the space-alien-elf man and asked what planet he was on and the alien-elf man said "the planet 'Zomban'" in his wierd little Zombaneise language.
It sounded like "ZEE-BOB-O-LEETO".
All night the ham-ster thought 'n thought and the next morning he could speak Zombaneise.
He was now a space-ham-ster and he lived amoungst the other Zombaneiseeans.
(Zom-bin-ee-zee-ins)
From then on he called himself a space-ham-ster (which was ZEE-LOM-BOTA in Zombaneise) and was was never heared of again from earthlings. (earthlings is ZEE-MONG-GO(s) in Zombaniese.)
Check out this blog if you want a good laugh:
cakewrecks.blogspot.com
Here, I'll give you a sneak peek...
"The mind, it boggles. Is this a frilly white Santa caterpillar, crawling up a red boulder? Or has Santa sampled some Wonka chewing gum (with cherry pie dessert)? The back certainly does nothing to clear up the mystery:"
Pictures of ridiculous cakes and witty commentary...I spent an hour cracking up. Check out the fan faves on the side bar. Have fun!
My Clever Cally wrote a poem just for fun...and I absolutely love it!
Night-Time Life In The Kitchen
in the house the family sleeps, sounds of snoring ringing on
in the house the family sleeps, sounds of snoring ringing on
and on.
downstairs the brownies are sitting, silently with nothing to
eat.
and they all scream " it's food we want! not some silly
snoring!"
and they jump down without a sound and crawl to the
fridge.
they open the door and inside they find a ketchup bottle
sound asleep,
a bottle of milk sneezing, a piece of lonely chicken,
and some leftovers fighting. the brownies are confused!
they don't know what to eat! so they crawl up to the
freezer.
inside they find some angry ice! they want to fight!
the brownies can't stay long but the ice is insisting!
they pull out their chocolate chip slingshots.
they pull back and FLING! the ice melts !
they hurry away back into the fridge and grab a hot dog or
two
and scurry away back onto their plate
and in the house the family sleeps, sounds of snoring ringing
on and on.
still oblivious to the nightime life that lives inside their
kitchen.
by Cally -age 11
by Cally -age 11
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